me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
ed-free-maggie: things I wish I never worried about: calories exercise carbs food my body everything
“You’re the same age, you’ll have plenty in...
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
laugh-addict: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
valeur—reprise: I get these sudden urges to kill certain people.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed